Thank you! It was a deeply personal voyage of discovery. With slapstick.
I am suffering for my art!
You can tell that I am a real artist because I shouted that even as I was being kicked up the behind.
We all dream of making the comic that makes children cry and vomit. This is All Our Lives.
And it's lovely! Really nice style/colour.
Thank you! I figure if I only use one colour on a comic there is less chance of me making it hideous!
This comic is 100% solid comic gold!
Oh my goodness, that is the best thing, ever! You totally rock my world, James Turner! :-D
But I didn't make you cry or vomit? I have failed as an artist.
a lesson for us all.
The lesson is: always keep a rolling pin handy when you are trying to write a comic.
It is no surprise that the personification of a comic is as a bug-eyed sadist. A bit like children.
This was super deep.
My favorite part was you scanning the carcass!
That's only because you didn't have to wipe it down afterwards.
Awesome. Now I know where to point people when they ask where comic authors get there ideas from.
If a comic kicked me in the butt, it'd get much more than a roller pin! D:
That's no comic, THAT'S MY SON!
If you made a webcomic that featured nothing but the mangled corpses of comic ideas, you would be taking all of my money as I buy the trade paperbacks, the movie tie-ins and the Xbox game that come from the success of it.
Is that what you want? To take all my money?
2009-05-22 03:42 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha! Rolling pins, like frying pans+violence=humour galore. But-- wait!! So this is your highly elaborate excuse for not doing ANY WORK AT ALL for the last four months, eh sonny?
I am not fooled! I drove past your house and saw all the balloons and party streamers. You have been living it up every night eating cake, playing video games and not drawing. Haven't you?
2009-05-22 03:38 pm (UTC)
And the Eisner for Best Vomit And Crying is...
aw, that's metaphortastic!
I don't keep a rolling pin in with my art supplies, but I do have a spatula. And a pirate sword. And lots of dinosaur toys. Those are important.
Have you been wearing the same shirt for 4 months, or have you changed it inbetween panels?
All my shirts are an identical shade of orange.
I'm glad you have realized that fame can only come through the agony of children. Look at DaVinci. School children are still suffering through his art while he rolls around in his money filled coffin.
Wow, that comic has everything a comic ever needs - needless violence and children vomiting...... Oh and love the colour too!
I am so glad you killed that little bastard.
ROFL. That's what the kids say, right? ROFL?
I cried and vomited so much I passed out... which is it took me so long to comment.
2009-05-24 09:20 pm (UTC)
I loooooooove the punchline!
LOL! fantastic! haha surely nowadys if you manage to make kids cry, then it must be a profound peice of art? :P hmm...a rolling pin aint a bad idea, maybe I should try that too...