Oh my goodness, that is the best thing, ever! You totally rock my world, James Turner! :-D
But I didn't make you cry or vomit? I have failed as an artist.
David Fickling and I talked about you in front of the St Bride's conference, trying to sell our Morris book with 'James Turner says it makes him throw up in his mouth'. David said, 'We should really put that on the back cover' and I think he actually meant it! :-D
Yes, you have entirely failed.
Haha! Oh yes, all books would sell better if they could claim to induce spontaneous anti-peristalsis!